organmeats in 3D!!!

Thanks Buddha!

crypto-sapien

he just wants everyone to stop bothering him.

feel its power

Hard Life

Q-bert vs. The Void

asdf

That was the last mamamellon...

All they could do now is call a cleaning service and hire a good lawyer.

E.W. Murthwaite-noted author

1918-2005 Made a lifelong contribution in his chosen profession of bathoscopy and is credited with founding the field of echinodermatology. Murthwaite is most remembered however as author of several short works in the science fiction and fantasy genre. He is survived by three grandchildren.

Jus' wanna lick ya all over...

This big slobber-bomb is like a tongue and an intestine in one. He wallows around licking everything he touches and absorbing the stuff he likes most. Needless to say, he crawls across some stuff that would positively disagree with the pallets of most folk. But dude takes his licks as they come. I guess when you're a giant gustatory organ you have to just learn to savor it all; cus there's no cook to complain to.

Big Hairy Ogre

he looks kinda like he'd bounce around like a flea or something. i guess he just hopps around picking on anyone smaller than him, and stuffing his gob.

Veiny Sweet Potato

Found this in the grocery store. none of the other potatos had veins.


UPDATE: the potato has found a home at The Museum of Food Anomalies. And...


its growing!!!!! soon it will spawn an army of hideously veiny young!

I can't think of a title cheesy enough for this one.

All Thumbs

this is an older one, but i like it.

Cuddle Mommy Enforcer

The Cuddle Mommys own us. We are their pets. They keep us safe and give us love.

TapeWorm-Man

He tells himself goodbye. Every day.

Penticular Life Form

This Creature Secretes a Potent Toxin

If it stings you, your limbs seize up and you will be unable to post to your blog for weeks. Steer clear of this fella.

Drawing From Life II