Tuesday, July 26, 2005

That was the last mamamellon...

All they could do now is call a cleaning service and hire a good lawyer.

E.W. Murthwaite-noted author

1918-2005 Made a lifelong contribution in his chosen profession of bathoscopy and is credited with founding the field of echinodermatology. Murthwaite is most remembered however as author of several short works in the science fiction and fantasy genre. He is survived by three grandchildren.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Jus' wanna lick ya all over...

This big slobber-bomb is like a tongue and an intestine in one. He wallows around licking everything he touches and absorbing the stuff he likes most. Needless to say, he crawls across some stuff that would positively disagree with the pallets of most folk. But dude takes his licks as they come. I guess when you're a giant gustatory organ you have to just learn to savor it all; cus there's no cook to complain to.