That was the last mamamellon...

All they could do now is call a cleaning service and hire a good lawyer.

E.W. Murthwaite-noted author

1918-2005 Made a lifelong contribution in his chosen profession of bathoscopy and is credited with founding the field of echinodermatology. Murthwaite is most remembered however as author of several short works in the science fiction and fantasy genre. He is survived by three grandchildren.

Jus' wanna lick ya all over...

This big slobber-bomb is like a tongue and an intestine in one. He wallows around licking everything he touches and absorbing the stuff he likes most. Needless to say, he crawls across some stuff that would positively disagree with the pallets of most folk. But dude takes his licks as they come. I guess when you're a giant gustatory organ you have to just learn to savor it all; cus there's no cook to complain to.

Big Hairy Ogre

he looks kinda like he'd bounce around like a flea or something. i guess he just hopps around picking on anyone smaller than him, and stuffing his gob.

Veiny Sweet Potato

Found this in the grocery store. none of the other potatos had veins.


UPDATE: the potato has found a home at The Museum of Food Anomalies. And...


its growing!!!!! soon it will spawn an army of hideously veiny young!

I can't think of a title cheesy enough for this one.

All Thumbs

this is an older one, but i like it.

Cuddle Mommy Enforcer

The Cuddle Mommys own us. We are their pets. They keep us safe and give us love.

TapeWorm-Man

He tells himself goodbye. Every day.

Penticular Life Form

This Creature Secretes a Potent Toxin

If it stings you, your limbs seize up and you will be unable to post to your blog for weeks. Steer clear of this fella.

Drawing From Life II

A Little Octopus.

When he likes you he looks at you from his backside and it's cute.




But, when he gets scared or mad he turns around and shows ya his businuss! oh no



Then he gives ya the stinky inky.

Rolled Oat

Its Time For Some Color! =D

i've went through a couple of phases where i colored everything with flourescent markers.


these probably have something to do with this guy tho.
}8)

Albino Clawed Frog

i have three of these swimming in a tank.

God Is Indifferent to Your Plight

but that's no reason to frown!

So cute!
Leave a comment and i'll send you a bigger image, along with a personalized message of hope and redemption, to put on your desktop.

I'm No Hippy,

but I think fractals are bad ass.
I can barely wrap my measly human intellect around the fact that images like this are all math; that these shapes are somehow written into the logic of the universe. Its not god, and its not buddha, but geeze, it seems obvious that its in some way relevant to the existence of life and the beauty that we see in life. That's why its worth emulating. My doodles tend to have lots of self-similar shapes or just resemble fractal images I've seen.

Strange Ecology

I dig parasites. Its amazing that such convoluted life-cycles can persist. Gives me hope for the future of humanity.