Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Veiny Sweet Potato


Found this in the grocery store. none of the other potatos had veins.


UPDATE: the potato has found a home at The Museum of Food Anomalies. And...


its growing!!!!! soon it will spawn an army of hideously veiny young!

Friday, June 24, 2005




I can't think of a title cheesy enough for this one.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Cuddle Mommy Enforcer



The Cuddle Mommys own us. We are their pets. They keep us safe and give us love.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

This Creature Secretes a Potent Toxin


If it stings you, your limbs seize up and you will be unable to post to your blog for weeks. Steer clear of this fella.

Sunday, May 08, 2005


A Little Octopus.

When he likes you he looks at you from his backside and it's cute.




But, when he gets scared or mad he turns around and shows ya his businuss! oh no



Then he gives ya the stinky inky.

Friday, May 06, 2005

Friday, April 29, 2005

Thursday, April 28, 2005

God Is Indifferent to Your Plight

but that's no reason to frown!

So cute!
Leave a comment and i'll send you a bigger image, along with a personalized message of hope and redemption, to put on your desktop.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

I'm No Hippy,

but I think fractals are bad ass.
I can barely wrap my measly human intellect around the fact that images like this are all math; that these shapes are somehow written into the logic of the universe. Its not god, and its not buddha, but geeze, it seems obvious that its in some way relevant to the existence of life and the beauty that we see in life. That's why its worth emulating. My doodles tend to have lots of self-similar shapes or just resemble fractal images I've seen.




















Monday, April 25, 2005

Strange Ecology



I dig parasites. Its amazing that such convoluted life-cycles can persist. Gives me hope for the future of humanity.

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Drawing from Life



















all-pencil on paper, and a touch of photoshoperey for presentation. Life drawing workshops at Palette & Chisel Club are a great resource if you live in the area.

Friday, April 22, 2005

Bonsai Goldfish


Walking Home

Birds are singing. But, its only one o'clock.
There's no night; just a long dusk that passes into a long dawn.
Is it confusion that makes them sing,
or has the avian world adjusted to the twenty four hour clock?

What am i doing out?
It's Thursday